Sensible family planning is dreamt away to the 1950s by Esmeralda — Femme Fatale of Conservative Values

Urgent pleas for Divine Intervention go unanswered, as Brenda and Pearl are recent coverts to a new ideology known as "Free Will"

Engine 316 takes a detour on the glorious path to the Hereafter

Lola and Lexi ditch Biology, and never return to the Eleanor Roosevelt School for Wayward Girls

Malcolm was never a popular boy, until he won the Irish Sweepstakes

Connie and Ray oversleep and discover their chapel booking has been surrendered to a Speed Dating club

Bedelia builds a better boyfriend

The other Ten Commandments

She who creates Good Fortune

The blushing bride and her kaleidoscope of bridesmaids

Ralph's pledge to use his superpowers only for good is no match for his proximity to the local Pilates studio

The dashing groom and his boisterous boardroom of bachelors

Startling side effects of the
Vox-o-tron™ — the first pitch perfect studio technology of the 1960's

Ethos of sin at
45 revolutions per minute

On the terrace of the
Vinyl Jukebox Gentleman's Club

Psychotropic delusions of the overworked executive

Sermon for the age of
Teen Telecommunications

Inciting the Id in the
Land of Gold Lamé